The Funny Lion - El Nido, All-Inclusive in El Nido
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About This Resort
Balinsasayaw Road,
El Nido,
Philippines,
5313,
Mimaropa
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Close to El Nido Beach
Perfect
9.0
9.7
/10
5.0
4.8
/5
Loved by guests
Cute staff
Delicious breakfast
Comfortable beds
Private beach access
Amazing massage
"Take advantage of the hotels complimentary boat trip to Papaya Beach."
liverpool1 from United Kingdom
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"The location and the facilities."
Angel from Spain
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"They have a private beach called Papaya Beach, a very clean one too."
Zynette
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The Funny Lion - El Nido: Beachfront Resort with Private Beach Access
Located 10 km from El Nido, the resort features an outdoor swimming pool, fitness center, and private beach area. The property offers a 24-hour front desk, paid airport shuttle service (7 km to nearest airport), and free private parking. On-site dining includes a restaurant and bar. The hotel is situated within walking distance to Masagana Beach (0.5 km), El Nido Main Beach (0.3 km), and Seven Commandos Beach (0.5 km). Big Lagoon El Nido is 10 km away, while Small Lagoon El Nido is 9.5 km from the property.
Additional perks of the hotel
Daily buffet breakfast with continental and American options
Terrace with pool views
Private beach area access
Free private parking
Fitness center access
Airport shuttle service (paid)
Room Options
Double rooms include a private entrance, terrace with pool views, and private bathroom with shower. Twin rooms feature two beds, private entrance, and pool view terrace. Each accommodation includes air conditioning and a private bathroom with shower. All rooms are equipped with a safety deposit box and minibar.
Other conveniences
Tea and coffee facilities
Free toiletries
AM/FM alarm clock
Carpeted floor
Bathrobe in double rooms
Private entrance
Air conditioning
“In El Nido, this modern boutique hotel impresses with its personalized service and convenient location near the beach and local attractions. The on-site restaurant distinguishes itself with exceptional cuisine, making dining in a delightful experience. Its private beach and wellness center underscore a commitment to relaxation and guest experience.”
Madeline ScottChief Content Curator at Allinclusiveresorts
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Choose Your Ideal Room
Choose from suites, family rooms, and more—breakfast, free cancellation, and exclusive perks included
Standard Twin Room
2 persons
26 m²
2 Single beds
Shower
Balcony
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Deluxe King Room
2 persons
26 m²
1 King-size bed
Shower
Balcony
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Resort Features & Services
Unmatched comfort, unforgettable experiences—all built into your stay
General
No smoking on site
Free Wi-Fi
Safe deposit box
Concierge desk
No pets allowed
24-hour security
Luggage storage
Smoke detectors
Fire extinguishers
Sports & Fitness
Fitness centre
Cycling
Archery
Guest Parking
Electric kettle
Services
Paid airport shuttle
Room service
Housekeeping
Laundry
Happy hour
Dining
Restaurant
Bar/ Lounge area
Spa & Leisure
Outdoor swimming pool
Sun loungers
Spa & wellness centre
Back massage
Head massage
Full body massage
Foot massage
Pool with view
Room features
Air conditioning
Mini-bar
Garden furniture
Tea and coffee facilities
Ironing facilities
Bathroom
Free toiletries
Self-catering
Electric kettle
Media
AM/FM alarm clock
Room decor
Carpeted floor
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Dining Onsite
At The Funny Lion, guests can delight in a fulfilling breakfast experience, showcasing a blend of continental and American favorites alongside local flavors. The inviting atmosphere sets the stage for leisurely meals that can energize the day ahead.
Restaurant #1
Buffet with continental and American options
Ambiance
A welcoming space designed for relaxation and comfort, perfect for starting a day of adventure.
Key Offerings
Indulge in a vibrant breakfast buffet featuring an array of selections, from fresh fruits to hearty classics. Each morning invites guests to savor a delightful mix of flavors to fuel their day.
Reservation
Not needed
Open for breakfast; hours vary.
Location
Balinsasayaw Road,
El Nido,
Philippines,
5313,
Mimaropa
Map view
Balinsasayaw Road,
El Nido,
Philippines,
5313,
Mimaropa
City landmarks
Beach
Seven Commandos Beach
620 m
Beach
Papaya Beach
620 m
Beach
Ipil Ipil Beach
820 m
Beach
Corong Corong Beach
1.7
km
Beach
Caalan Beach
1.6
km
Landmark
Casa Avelina Beach Cottages
1.4
km
Beach
Lapus Lapus beach
1.3
km
Landmark
Garden Bay Beach Resort El Nido
1.7
km
Landmark
Mount Bubulugan
2.1
km
Landmark
Barangay Corong Corong
1.8
km
Landmark
Ipil Beach 2
1.9
km
Landmark
Pa-Lao-Yu Dive Resort
2.0
km
Landmark
Paradise Beach
2.8
km
Beach
Las Cabanas Beach
3.8
km
Beach
Marimegmeg Beach
3.7
km
Landmark
Lio Tourism Estate
4.1
km
Landmark
Vanilla Beach El Nido
3.6
km
Landmark
Mangrove Ecopark
3.7
km
Island
Depeldet Island
3.8
km
Beach
Nat Nat Beach
4.1
km
Landmark
Cathedral Caves
4.6
km
Landmark
Cudugnon Cave
4.6
km
Island
Tapiutan Island
4.6
km
Nearby
access via Rizal Street
Taraw Cliff
170 m
Pasadena
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls
40 m
Taytay - El Nido National Hwy
El Nido, Palawan
160 m
Maligaya
570 m
Rizal St
Canopy Walk
400 m
Beach
El Nido Main Beach
440 m
Barangay Buena Suerte
Masagana beach
340 m
Restaurants
Scape Skydeck El Nido
320 m
Tamban Street Brgy Masagana
V and V Bagel
420 m
Hama Street
Gusto Gelato
430 m
Hama Street Barangay Masagana
District Bar + Kitchen
420 m
Osmena Street
Lucky Alofa
420 m
Hama street
Squidos
110 m
Hama St
SAVA Beach Bar
130 m
Calle Hama
Tuk Tuk Thai Cuisine
390 m
Calle Hama
Explore El Nido
Local Highlights
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Taraw Cliff
2 minutes' walk
Impressive limestone cliffs with panoramic views. Ideal for rock climbing and photographers seeking stunning vistas.
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls
1 minute' walk
Scenic waterfall perfect for a quick dip. Close proximity makes it an easy, refreshing getaway from the hotel.
Seven Commandos Beach
8 minutes' walk
Stunning beach known for its crystal-clear waters and white sand. Great for sunbathing and water activities.
Ipil Ipil Beach
10 minutes' walk
Tranquil beach ideal for swimming and relaxing. Offers picturesque views and less crowded atmosphere.
Kayaking
8 minutes' walk
Paddle through crystal-clear waters along the coastline. Rentals available on-site, suitable for adventure lovers.
Canopy Walk
5 minutes' walk
Scenic treetop walk with stunning views. A relaxing experience, suitable for families and nature lovers alike.
Island Hopping Tours
10 minutes' walk
Half-day and full-day tours available to nearby islands. Book through the hotel or local operators for best deals.
Spa Treatments
6 minutes' walk
Relaxing spa services available at local facilities. Perfect for unwinding after a day of adventure.
Scape Skydeck El Nido
4 minutes' walk
Rooftop dining with stunning sunset views. Offers a mix of local and international dishes, reservations recommended.
District Bar + Kitchen
6 minutes' walk
Vibrant atmosphere with international cuisine. Known for their craft cocktails and engaging live music events.
V and V Bagel
6 minutes' walk
Casual eatery specializing in fresh bagels and smoothies. Great for a quick breakfast or healthy snack.
Gusto Gelato
6 minutes' walk
Italian gelato shop with a variety of flavors. Perfect treat for families and kids, ideal for hot days.
District Bar + Kitchen
6 minutes' walk
Hosts live music nights and themed events. A lively spot for both locals and tourists looking to enjoy nightlife.
Lucky Alofa
6 minutes' walk
Relaxing bar atmosphere with local beers and cocktails. Perfect spot for casual gatherings and enjoying sports events.
El Nido Beach
2 minutes' walk
Public beach popular for sunbathing and evening strolls. Family-friendly environment with nearby food stalls.
Comedy Nights at Local Venues
10 minutes' walk
Weekly comedy shows at nearby bars, offering laughs for all ages. Check local listings for event schedules.
Transportation Options & Local Travel
City Centre
El Nido6 min
·
3.5
km
Airports
El Nido (ENI)11 min
·
6.7
km
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 14:00-23:59
Check-out
until 12 pm
Guest Parking
No parking available.
Internet
is available in for free.
Breakfast
The hotel The Funny Lion - El Nido provides visitors with a free full breakfast.
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Number of rooms:
48
FAQs
About The Funny Lion - El Nido
What are the check-in and check-out times at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
Check-in is at 14:00 and check-out is at 12:00.
How far is The Funny Lion - El Nido from El Nido Airport?
The hotel is located 7 km from El Nido Airport.
What dining options are available at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
The hotel features two on-site restaurants offering buffet, American, and Asian breakfast options.
Are there popular restaurants near The Funny Lion - El Nido?
Nearby restaurants include Silog Republic Restaurant (0.5 km), Osaka Castle El Nido (0.5 km), and V and V Bagel (0.5 km).
What are some of the key amenities at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
Key amenities include an outdoor swimming pool, fitness centre, spa services, and free Wi-Fi.
Is there parking available at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
The hotel offers free private parking on-site.
What room features are available at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
Rooms include air conditioning, a minibar, a safety deposit box, and a private bathroom with a bidet.
Does The Funny Lion - El Nido have a beach area?
Yes, the hotel boasts a private beach area exclusive to guests.
What are the recreational activities available at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
Guests can enjoy activities such as cycling, archery, and access to the outdoor swimming pool.
What languages do the staff at The Funny Lion - El Nido speak?
The staff speaks English.
How close is The Funny Lion - El Nido to El Nido Beach?
El Nido Beach is located 400 meters from the hotel.
Is there an airport shuttle service at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
The hotel provides a paid airport shuttle service.
What types of massages are offered at The Funny Lion - El Nido's spa?
The spa offers back, head, and full-body massages.