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About This Resort

Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, Philippines, 5313
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Close to El Nido Beach
Perfect
9.0
9.7
/10
4.9
4.8
/5

The Funny Lion - El Nido: Beachfront Resort with Private Beach Access

Located 10 km from El Nido, the resort features an outdoor swimming pool, fitness center, and private beach area. The property offers a 24-hour front desk, paid airport shuttle service (7 km to nearest airport), and free private parking. On-site dining includes a restaurant and bar. The hotel is situated within walking distance to Masagana Beach (0.5 km), El Nido Main Beach (0.3 km), and Seven Commandos Beach (0.5 km). Big Lagoon El Nido is 10 km away, while Small Lagoon El Nido is 9.5 km from the property.

Additional perks of the hotel

Daily buffet breakfast with continental and American options

Terrace with pool views

Private beach area access

Free private parking

Fitness center access

Airport shuttle service (paid)

Room Options

Double rooms include a private entrance, terrace with pool views, and private bathroom with shower. Twin rooms feature two beds, private entrance, and pool view terrace. Each accommodation includes air conditioning and a private bathroom with shower. All rooms are equipped with a safety deposit box and minibar.

Other conveniences

Tea and coffee facilities

Free toiletries

AM/FM alarm clock

Carpeted floor

Bathrobe in double rooms

Private entrance

Air conditioning

“In El Nido, this modern boutique hotel impresses with its personalized service and convenient location near the beach and local attractions. The on-site restaurant distinguishes itself with exceptional cuisine, making dining in a delightful experience. Its private beach and wellness center underscore a commitment to relaxation and guest experience.”
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Choose Your Ideal Room

Choose from suites, family rooms, and more—breakfast, free cancellation, and exclusive perks included
Standard Twin Room
2 persons
2 Single beds
Pool view
Deluxe King Room
2 persons
1 King-size bed
Pool view
Shower
Balcony

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Resort Features & Services

Unmatched comfort, unforgettable experiences—all built into your stay
Facilities: Perfect
9.0/10Review score

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Wi-Fi
  • Safe deposit box
  • Concierge desk
  • No pets allowed
  • 24-hour security
  • Luggage storage
  • Smoke detectors
  • Fire extinguishers

Sports & Fitness

  • Fitness centre
  • Cycling
  • Archery

Guest Parking

  • Electric kettle

Services

  • Paid airport shuttle
  • Room service
  • Housekeeping
  • Laundry
  • Happy hour

Dining

  • Restaurant
  • Bar/ Lounge area

Spa & Leisure

  • Outdoor swimming pool
  • Sun loungers
  • Spa & wellness centre
  • Back massage
  • Head massage
  • Full body massage
  • Foot massage
  • Pool with view

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Mini-bar
  • Garden furniture
  • Tea and coffee facilities
  • Ironing facilities

Bathroom

  • Free toiletries

Self-catering

  • Electric kettle

Media

  • AM/FM alarm clock

Room decor

  • Carpeted floor
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Dining Onsite

At The Funny Lion, guests can delight in a fulfilling breakfast experience, showcasing a blend of continental and American favorites alongside local flavors. The inviting atmosphere sets the stage for leisurely meals that can energize the day ahead.
The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel Restaurant photo
The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel Restaurant photo

Restaurant #1

Buffet with continental and American options
Ambiance
A welcoming space designed for relaxation and comfort, perfect for starting a day of adventure.
Key Offerings
Indulge in a vibrant breakfast buffet featuring an array of selections, from fresh fruits to hearty classics. Each morning invites guests to savor a delightful mix of flavors to fuel their day.
Reservation
Not needed
Open for breakfast; hours vary.

The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel Location

Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, Philippines, 5313
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Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, Philippines, 5313
Nearby
access via Rizal Street
Taraw Cliff
600 ft
Pasadena
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls
200 ft
Taytay - El Nido National Hwy
El Nido, Palawan
600 ft
Maligaya
1900 ft
Rizal St
Canopy Walk
1400 ft
Beach
El Nido Main Beach
1500 ft
Barangay Buena Suerte
Masagana beach
1200 ft
Restaurants
Scape Skydeck El Nido
1100 ft
Tamban Street Brgy Masagana
V and V Bagel
1400 ft
Hama Street
Gusto Gelato
1500 ft
Hama Street Barangay Masagana
District Bar + Kitchen
1400 ft
Osmena Street
Lucky Alofa
1400 ft
Hama street
Squidos
400 ft
Hama St
SAVA Beach Bar
500 ft
Calle Hama
Tuk Tuk Thai Cuisine
1300 ft
Calle Hama
Explore El Nido
Local Highlights
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Taraw Cliff
Taraw Cliff
2 minutes' walk
Impressive limestone cliffs with panoramic views. Ideal for rock climbing and photographers seeking stunning vistas.
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls
1 minute' walk
Scenic waterfall perfect for a quick dip. Close proximity makes it an easy, refreshing getaway from the hotel.
Seven Commandos Beach
Seven Commandos Beach
8 minutes' walk
Stunning beach known for its crystal-clear waters and white sand. Great for sunbathing and water activities.
Ipil Ipil Beach
10 minutes' walk
Tranquil beach ideal for swimming and relaxing. Offers picturesque views and less crowded atmosphere.
Kayaking
8 minutes' walk
Paddle through crystal-clear waters along the coastline. Rentals available on-site, suitable for adventure lovers.
Canopy Walk
5 minutes' walk
Scenic treetop walk with stunning views. A relaxing experience, suitable for families and nature lovers alike.
Island Hopping Tours
10 minutes' walk
Half-day and full-day tours available to nearby islands. Book through the hotel or local operators for best deals.
Spa Treatments
6 minutes' walk
Relaxing spa services available at local facilities. Perfect for unwinding after a day of adventure.
Scape Skydeck El Nido
Scape Skydeck El Nido
4 minutes' walk
Rooftop dining with stunning sunset views. Offers a mix of local and international dishes, reservations recommended.
District Bar + Kitchen
District Bar + Kitchen
6 minutes' walk
Vibrant atmosphere with international cuisine. Known for their craft cocktails and engaging live music events.
V and V Bagel
V and V Bagel
6 minutes' walk
Casual eatery specializing in fresh bagels and smoothies. Great for a quick breakfast or healthy snack.
Gusto Gelato
Gusto Gelato
6 minutes' walk
Italian gelato shop with a variety of flavors. Perfect treat for families and kids, ideal for hot days.
District Bar + Kitchen
District Bar + Kitchen
6 minutes' walk
Hosts live music nights and themed events. A lively spot for both locals and tourists looking to enjoy nightlife.
Lucky Alofa
Lucky Alofa
6 minutes' walk
Relaxing bar atmosphere with local beers and cocktails. Perfect spot for casual gatherings and enjoying sports events.
El Nido Beach
2 minutes' walk
Public beach popular for sunbathing and evening strolls. Family-friendly environment with nearby food stalls.
Comedy Nights at Local Venues
10 minutes' walk
Weekly comedy shows at nearby bars, offering laughs for all ages. Check local listings for event schedules.
Transportation Options & Local Travel
City Centre
El Nido6 min  ·  2.2 mi
Airports
El Nido (ENI)11 min  ·  4.2 mi
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 14:00-23:59
Check-out
until 12 pm
Guest Parking
No parking available.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in for free.
Breakfast
The hotel The Funny Lion - El Nido provides visitors with a free full breakfast. 
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Number of rooms:
48

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The Funny Lion - El Nido is known for its beautiful, resort-like design and convenient location near Townsquare, placing it within walking distance of restaurants and the beach where island tours depart. Guests consistently praise the spacious and clean rooms, which come equipped with complimentary welcome drinks and sometimes offer sea views from the top floor. The breakfast buffet receives high marks for its wide selection and delicious options; however, some guests have noted that rooms facing the road can experience traffic noise. The hotel also provides access to the exclusive Papaya Beach, complete with refreshing drinks.
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Review score
Based on 675 verified reviews
9.1/10
Perfect
93%
Recommend
Staff
9.7/10
Comfort
9.2/10
Paid Wi-Fi
7.5/10
Breakfast
8.0/10
Pros
Convenient location
Friendly staff
Tasty breakfast
Comfortable beds
Cons
Noisy rooms
Limited fruit
Dark rooms
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based on 1404 reviews
9.0/10
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About The Funny Lion - El Nido
What are the check-in and check-out times at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
Check-in is at 14:00 and check-out is at 12:00.
How far is The Funny Lion - El Nido from El Nido Airport?
The hotel is located 7 km from El Nido Airport.
What dining options are available at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
The hotel features two on-site restaurants offering buffet, American, and Asian breakfast options.
Are there popular restaurants near The Funny Lion - El Nido?
Nearby restaurants include Silog Republic Restaurant (0.5 km), Osaka Castle El Nido (0.5 km), and V and V Bagel (0.5 km).
What are some of the key amenities at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
Key amenities include an outdoor swimming pool, fitness centre, spa services, and free Wi-Fi.
Is there parking available at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
The hotel offers free private parking on-site.
What room features are available at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
Rooms include air conditioning, a minibar, a safety deposit box, and a private bathroom with a bidet.
Does The Funny Lion - El Nido have a beach area?
Yes, the hotel boasts a private beach area exclusive to guests.
What are the recreational activities available at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
Guests can enjoy activities such as cycling, archery, and access to the outdoor swimming pool.
What languages do the staff at The Funny Lion - El Nido speak?
The staff speaks English.
How close is The Funny Lion - El Nido to El Nido Beach?
El Nido Beach is located 400 meters from the hotel.
Is there an airport shuttle service at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
The hotel provides a paid airport shuttle service.
What types of massages are offered at The Funny Lion - El Nido's spa?
The spa offers back, head, and full-body massages.

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